My Fuzzy Socks
stuartsometimes:


I warned you

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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baby's first words
  • baby: d-d-da..
  • father: daddy?
  • baby: david bowie

marauders4evr:

asyouaredrivingmehome:

Do you ever wonder how Hogwarts would travel to another school for the Triwizard Tournament cause I think about it all the time

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chuckhistory:

chuckhistory:

Pants or mustard? 
Pants.

I’m nothing without my jeans.Also, wait for it.

elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny